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Gossip
“Good
morning, class. I’m Mrs. Barr. Miss Culbertson is ill. Who can tell me what
baby cats are called?”
“My baby cat is called Snuggles.”
“Oh, thank you, Maggie. That wasn’t exactly what I meant though. Baby
cats are called kittens and, class, baby dogs are called …”
“Puppies!”
“… and baby kangaroos are called kits.”
__________
“Hi,
Maggie.”
“Hi,
Mommy.”
“Did
you have a good time in school today?”
“Yes.
Did you know that baby kangers, or something, are called kids?”
“Uh,
huh.”
“Ms.
Cuthberthsun was sick this morning.”
__________
“Julie,
this is Tamara. Maggie said that Ms. Culbertson has morning sickness. Could she
be pregnant?”
“Gosh, I don’t know. Is she even dating anyone?”
__________
“I’m
glad you called, Cara. Do you know anything about Ms. Culbertson, the
kindergarten teacher?”
“Not
much, Julie. I think she’s a pretty good teacher.”
“I
understand that she might be pregnant and not married!”
__________
“Hello, Mr. Jones. This is Cara Brown. I’m concerned about your
kindergarten teacher, Ms. Culbertson. I hear she is pregnant with a married
man’s child!”
__________
“Ms Culbertson, I’m told that you are having an affair with the
father of one of your students and are pregnant with his child.”
“Goodness, I miss school one day with the flu and look what happens!”
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